Being a teenage girl is the worst position God can put you in.
I say this because I think God is doing this thing where he answers my prayers in some vague gesture of sorting out something I considered irreparable (but in week he'll take it back and say, "you just pay your soul to continue this trial").
No, I didn't go to any parties this weekend.
Yes, I am overtired and under-rested and ugh fucking Monday.
Despite my plight of being a teen things are looking up????
A lot of the time, my peers think its so novel that I talk about how much I want to pursue a guy so cavalierly. But, 98.6% of the time, it's out of sheer desperation and lack of dignity. Sexual confidence is so far out of my realm of life that I'm pretty sure four out of ten times I initiate something with a guy it's more like, "wait.. whoa.. hey... stay still.. stop talking" instead of any form of casual flirtatiousness and poise.
If I was Alexa Chung I would say things like this and still be ringingly hot:
1. I guess I should take a shower.
2. I think I'm going to stop wearing make-up for the year.
3. Yeah, I think I'm better educated than Lana Del Rey, too.
4. I'm going to Paris for the weekend to be gay! Don't text me.
5. I'm going to blog about how awful you are.
Felice Fawn is a model, actress, anorexic, teen witch from Britian whom I adore because she stuck it too Terry Richardson (aka Scumbag 3000). (To read more about that click here)
Her favorite breakfast is English full and her ideal coworker would be Jim Carey.
Sorry for the God-awful posts recently, I need to step up my blogging game (as per usual). My penchant for punk has been winding down but I stumbled across a few questions I had for Adam Goren of Atom and His Package and here they are!!!
This is a Philly-based band that was hot and happening a decade ago (to be precise; 1997-2003).
He now teaches in a private school ten minutes from my house.
1. Sum up the ultimate "punk rock girl" that you imagine in your dreams
One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead
I met a girl there
And she almost knocked me dead
Punk rock girl please look at me
Punk rock girl what do you see?
Let's travel round the world
Just you and me punk rock girl
I tapped her on the shoulder
And said do you have a beau?
She looked at me and smiled
And said she did not know
Punk rock girl give me a chance
Punk rock girl let's go slamdance
We'll dress like Minnie Pearl
Just you and me punk rock girl
We went to the Phillie Pizza Company
And ordered some hot tea
The waitress said "Well no
We only have it iced"
So we jumped up on the table
And shouted "anarchy"
And someone played a Beach Boys song
On the jukebox
It was "California Dreamin'"
So we started screamin'
"On such a winter's day"
She took me to her parents
For a Sunday meal
Her father took one look at me
And he began to squeal
Punk rock girl it makes no sense
Punk rock girl your dad is the Vice President
Rich as the Duke of Earl
Yeah you're for me punk rock girl
We went to a shopping mall
And laughed at all the shoppers
And security guards trailed us
To a record shop
We asked for Mojo Nixon
They said "He don't work here"
We said "If you don't got Mojo Nixon
Then your store could use some fixin'"
We got into a car
Away we started rollin'
I said "How much you pay for this?"
She said "Nothing man, it's stolen"
Punk rock girl you look so wild
Punk rock girl let's have a child
We'll name her Minnie Pearl
Just you and me
Eating fudge banana swirl
Just you and me
We'll travel round the world
Just you and me punk rock girl
2. What has been the most wild concert experience (attending or preforming) you have ever been through?
Karp! Philly in like 1997?
3. How's life hanging nowadays?
Life hangs well - I'm double dadding and teaching high school physics and chemistry - fun. Thanks for your interest. Take care!
